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I am an independent little bitch that drinks too much. My boyfriend looks like Donny Darko. 420.


I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.


Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.


You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.