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I am an independent little bitch that drinks too much. My boyfriend looks like Donny Darko. 420.

ittybittynymphette:

I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.

consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.